Heck

The duo dont know that in another universe, they have the entire internet and the market on the chokehold

This has been very entertaining to read about

cannibalchicken:
“your friends love you, your brain is just mean
”

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

spaghetti-trek:
satyriconmp3:
my blood looks more beautiful than yours it’s a more luscious red
edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe
you’ve picked the right target you’re just a decade late this would’ve ruined me at sixteen

lycanthology:

lycanthology:
why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana
sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

kosmogrl:

memewhore:

manywinged:

i appreciate the clarification because at first i thought this was the funniest anon hate i’d ever gotten

txttletale:

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

markv5: